Transcription: What is that? White House is coming out live. My fellow Americans, this is a momentous occasion. It is profoundly moving to know there is intelligent life out there. And our world will never feel quite the same again. Which suggests, very rightfully so, that they're peaceful. I suspect they have more to say. Ladies and gentlemen, the Martian ambassador is going to say a few words. Come on down, Mr. Ambassador. That's a Martian... Oh, my God! This is the president of the United States. I want the people to know that they still have two out of three branches of the government working for them, a ...
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